May I Introduce Myself?

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May I Introduce Myself?

Post by Mahegoat » Sat Jun 09, 2018 6:28 am

From Her Excellency Anne Waiguru’s County, Kirinyaga in Mwea, allow me to introduce myself.

Children in our village call me Guka, on account of my grey hair, although I am merely fifty years old, a senior bachelor, and with no children by choice.

I am an old system Advanced Level dropout with a fetish for the Queen’s English that arose from a bad crush on an English Teacher when I was quite young.

I did not register as a voter after His Excellency Mwai Kibaki left. No one has excited me enough to want to spend the few minutes of my time required to register as a voter.

By profession, I am a freelance copy writer and my past engagements include a five year stint at FEP – Fountain Enterprises Programme.

I learnt about this Forum from a post over at Wazua and I am here solely to make money.

Let the conversations begin.

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